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Friday, October 08, 2004
Well, I feel like writing a story. How about that one that was thought up during a lunch time or recess?
Frank the fasionable fertilizer man was in quiet a good mood one day after foiling his fertilizer rival La' nimal Man'our 's evil plan. You see, Frank the fasionable fertilizer man only deals in pure, aged dung for his prime fertilizer; and La'nimal Man'our sent his evil minion Les' Dingle Berry into Frank the fasionable fertilizer mans factory to taint Franks holy fertilizer of oh - so - much - purity with SQUIRREL DROPPINGS! Frank the fasionable fertilizer man used his yet-to-be-developed undercover-spy-thingo's to do his weekly delving incognito into La'nimal Man'our's "secret" lair and retreive his rivals folio to check up on his evil plans. This was filled with his plans to destroy Franks fertilizer and, convieniantly, his confidential e-mails with top designers about next seasons fashion (he also included material clippings and detailed designs, which Frank found rather pleasing). Unknowingly there was also another person undercover working in La'nimal Man'our's lair, a secret agent, posted their to check up the evilness that radiates from the lair. Well, the foul stench actually, the neighbors have been complaining. We wonder why. Anyway, he was checking the security system and spotted alot of potential in Frank. Needless to say Frank was hired as a secret agent later soon after which is how Frank the fashionable fertilizer man became : Frank the fashionable fertilizer man by day, secret agent by night.
That was a bit longs wasn't it. Anyway, feel free to add anything on those of you who have my password, assuming you havn't lost it... hehehe i got an idea. He is obviously gay and that could pose a few problems. Very unsecret agenty, think James Bond.
Anyway, cya
Kirsten
5:08:00 PM
Wednesday, March 03, 2004
Saturday, December 06, 2003
Hello all... after over four months of absence i have decided to darken the virtual walls of blogger.com by finally posting.
Now i can't think of anything to bitch about but it has been so long since the "daily bitch" that i must delve into the depths of all my bitchiness and try to find something worthy to complain about.
*sits in armchair, behind desk, puts on glasses, takes out bulky book ,opens it acting all exsecutive-like and puts on a pathetic excuse for a pommy accent*. Today on the daily bitch i am to bitch about fly woman who is the only person on my earth who rivals the red cow, in fact some may say that she is worse, and maybe she is. Fly woman deprecating students in front of there faces, maybe even reducing them to tears, sending a letter to spiders parents saying that she shouldn't do Revolutions 3/4. Spider of all people, next it will be Kylie. I am sure that she has sent letters to other parents, probably even mine saying that she "strongly recomends" that i not do Maths Methods. If so what will happen is ( after a row with my dad of course and further threats of me boarding, ) i will follow spiderse league and write a letter. Although i have nothing worthy to back up my claim that i am capable of doing maths methods , i still will do it. Sorry for that ladies and gentelman, sorry for getting a bit sidetracked. Now back to bitching. Gah! getting lazy, ok, to cut it short BITCH, BITCH,BITCH about Mrs Louis for being such a fricken cow ( more on that in later posts if i can be bothered) BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH about ana website and BITCH,BITCH,BITCH,BITCH,BITCH about other things in life that i havn't mentioned that deserve to be bitched about.
Today at school i stuffed up my back from sitting in those uncomfertable chairs in the DDT for three periods watching "7 Up" and "21 Up" which were about the storys of 14 pommy kids, storys that were "oh! so interesting" * pulls a undefinable expression that is ment to be a sarcastic one*. Then we just sat in room 9 and slacked off, talking about topics that you would expect to hear from 15 & 16 yr old girls, private school girls. These topics included celluilite, girly laughs and various other things that i can't remember, which is alot better than yesterday when we were measuring our hands to see what size our * coughs and looks downwards* would be if we were of the male gender, only to discover that Paulina and I would have the biggest ones, followed by Loraine, Lilly and Jess, which left poor Spider with * cough cough ( looks down) * envy. God! i don't believe i talked about such revolting topics * turns into Doby and smashes head on desk* thats better.
cya
Kirsten
8:40:00 PM
Saturday, July 26, 2003
Hello fellow humans,and non-humans, fictional characters and everyone else who doesn't fit into those catagorys.
I decided that i will update my blog, *dadadada music comes from somewhere*, you know i just realised that in my previous posts I swore.... alot! I am a sad case, a very sad case, not that i didn't know that already. hmmm. I don't know what to bitch about so we will have to wait for another episode of "the daily bitch" sad to say. Oh well.
Till next time ... ta-ta!
Kirsten
3:16:00 PM
Hello fellow humans,and non-humans, fictional characters and everyone else who doesn't fit into those catagorys.
I decieded that i will update my blog, *dadadada music comes from somewhere*, you know i just realised that in my previous posts I swore.... alot! I am a sad case, a very sad case, not that i didn't know that already. hmmm. I don't know what to bitch about so we will have to wait for another episode of "the daily bitch" sad to say. Oh well.
Till next time ... ta-ta!
Kirsten
3:16:00 PM
Saturday, May 03, 2003
hi...tests!!!!
I'm an Atheist!
Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?
Take More of Robert & Tim's Quizzes
Watch Robert & Tim's Cartoons
as to be expected
grr the other bloody test decided to not give me my result and when i went back it wiped all of my answers..grr.....remind me to kill them
Kirsten
7:48:00 PM
Thursday, April 24, 2003
Hello! at this present time i am listening to "bring me to life" by Evanescence...i love that song *grins*.
Now I am going to bless you all with "The Daily Bitch" *sits in armchair, behind desk, puts on glasses, takes out bulky book ,opens it acting all exsecutive-like and puts on a pathetic excuse for a pommy accent* I am really pissed off because songs take forever to download on my comp eg. (on average) to download half a song on my comp = 25 songs on my dads comp (He has cable though, but still!!!!!).
Also i sympathise with jessi because i too was looking for "Evanescence" albums AND I CAN'T FIND ANY!!!!! *hyperventalates*, why does Australia have to have the crappyist imports. We have hardly any variety of good music,only bloody rap, R&B and Pop.NO EVANESCENCE!!!. WE have crappy clothes, we only badly-made chicky rags. The only variety we have is in sizes when it comes to clothes. And the only variety we have in clothes other than that is the variety in school uniforms. grr....I hate Australia.
Kirsten
7:41:00 PM
Wednesday, April 23, 2003
Hi!!!!!
Kirsten
8:06:00 PM
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